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Friend sent me. Please convict.


Friend sent me. Please convict.

by Majackyll

19 Comments

  1. OkImagination7536

    I’m not sure this is criminal but only on the grounds that this clearly requires a mental health intervention.

    Sentence: Therapy. For everyone.

  2. wizzard419

    Pizza-cockring for when you’re feeling saucy… not guilty.

  4. Regalrefuse

    Depends on what you put through the hole!

  5. Trevellation

    When asked what toppings he wanted, he said, “I’d prefer a pizza that’s a bottom.”

  6. SadLinks

    Directly to the gulag.

    ![gif](giphy|Ftll6SWKYOI6B0H0vX)

  8. Lucky_Louch

    is this a new sequel to “american Pie”?

  9. Okthankyouu

    If that’s a bite I’m impressed. If it’s cut out, we’re slider buns made?

  11. AffectionateBrick687

    Holy pizza crimes, batman. Was that pizza used as prop in an X-rated movie?

  14. Colleenjones1710

    Guilty as charged, that slice alone looks like it broke at least three pizza laws.

  15. Effective-Ad-5842

    You hang that on the door knob to let people know you have a girl over and not to disturb.

  16. Ok-Hunt-102

    Hang this on the hotel doorknob to let the hotel maid know what to expect the room to look like when you check out.

  17. Swordofsatan666

    This looks like it would have been some pretty good quality pizza if it was finished